To the company about to make me an offer too good to refuse…

My mother went to a psychic yesterday and apparently, sometime this year, I get an job offer from an overseas mining company that is so staggeringly good, the family and I pack up and head overseas for around two years.

The only thing is, the psychic didn’t tell my mother which company it is and where exactly we are going. Damn – I am picky when it comes to temporary adopted countries – there had better be a squash court or there will be hell to pay!.

Anyhow, since I have my existing evil plans for world domination, if said mining company can kindly contact me with their incredible offer as soon as possible, that would be much appreciated 🙂

Thanks for your time,

Paul